I Get That It's A Hipster Thing, But Get A Life

The entire world for the longest time has been completely OBSESSED with planking. Truthfully, I never understood it and probably never will. I will agree, yes, it is funny to watch stupid people balancing their bodies in ridiculous situations. Honestly though, it's getting annoying.


Have no fear all you idiots who call planking art, I have a new pastime for you...Leisure Diving. Yes, I am serious there is a legitimate website for this! I saw it one morning on the TODAY Show and thought, "you have to be freaking kidding me, REALLY?" I mean these three guys came up with it as a joke and now people all over the world do it.

This an example of exactly what it is. Pretty much your goal in this is to make a pose before you go into the water that makes the final picture look like you were photoshopped into it. I guess its kind of cool but i mean its on the same level as planking. That level is The Level of Complete & Utter Pointlessness. Do not let me stop you though! If you are in a part of the world where summer is coming to an end, get it done while you can. If you are in a part of the world where summer is just starting, get it done! I would love to see what you come up with! :P    

If I Was Rebecca Black, I'd Make It Rain On All the Haters

   So, as most of us know Rebecca Black recently released the video for her new song "My Moment". Now, the song really is not as popular as her first single "Friday" but it already has 17 million views on YouTube.

   

   A part of the song that stuck out the most to me was her rap/talking in melody, whatever you want to call it, 

         

         "Haters, said I'll see you later 

         Can't talk to you right now 

         I'm getting my paper"

   If you have not noticed yet, she is NOT lying. Just from "Friday", Rebecca made about 40 thousand dollars. Yes, I said thousand. You are probably thinking the same thing I did when her first single came out, "what a talent-less little skank", or something along those lines. Remember guys, now she's a talent-less little RICH skank. 

   I am a singer also and truthfully, I'm proud of her. She loves music, is possibly fame hungry but who isn't, and got her "talent" out to the public. Sure, it was heavily auto-tuned...very heavily, but she's making her money and doing what she loves.

   Honestly, if I was her, I would hunt down all the people who "cyber bullied" me, show up to their doorstep with a huge stack of one hundred dollar bills and make it rain on them HOES!! I really would, and scream while I'm doing it, "I may be talent-less but I could buy you house muther-whater!" Take my advice Rebecca, it can be extremely therapeutic for you.