K-Pop, Home To Killers & Kidnappers Who Disguise Their Plans With Songs

I'm pretty sure after reading the title you're thinking, "What the Actual Fuck?". Well, stop it. Be happy that I am letting you in on a hidden secret. Just kidding!, but their music does worry me.

I am a huge fan of this one group called Infinite. They have a new song called Paradise, and I loved it....until I read the translated lyrics. I truthfully started to fear for the girl in the video's life. Just listening to the song and watching the video, all I could think is "wow they are so talented and this song is beautiful. its obviously about this moody bitch who's ruining the beautiful and happy paradise that is their relationship". Just watch and tell me you don't get what I got out of it...or something similar at least.

Yes, I know, what a bitch right! Wrong. Here is the video with the translated lyrics at the bottom of the screen...smh

Yeah, disturbing. After reading the lyrics I got, "so what you're saying is you want to leave me? nice try, you're not going anywhere bitch! I'm trapping you here to make myself happy. and do you know why you will never leave? I have my friends cornering this entire house, so do not even think about escaping! now we can live and be happy here together forever in paradise *big creepy twitchy bipolar smile*". Pretty much i felt like at any moment one of them was going to slit her throat and use her blood to make lipstick to give to her. Too creepy? Sorry, but its true! Some emotional K-Pop songs sound like these groups/soloists are about to kill their spouse. Its like if you love them, how about you stop scaring the shit out of them and let them be happy! 

Not only that but some of them have this creepy stalker theme to them. I mean for all you know, they don't even know this girl. Probably, one day, they got the courage to talk to her and she completely shot them down. So instead of walking away and moving on with their lives, they held her captive for years. So one day, she flipped, cursed them out and said she wanted to leave. They flipped and went all crazy on her and told her she's ruining the paradise they built for her and that even though she's OBVIOUSLY unhappy, they will never let her go. What can I say, I have a very intense imagination, but you never know.

All, I am saying is, if you ever date a guy/girl and they tell you they are/use to be a K-Pop singer, watch your back. You may wake up one day tied to your bed with them hovering over you like Edward Cullen. Oh yeah, and all you Twilight fans, THAT IS NOT ROMANTIC IT IS SCARY AS FUCK!!!

I Get That It's A Hipster Thing, But Get A Life

The entire world for the longest time has been completely OBSESSED with planking. Truthfully, I never understood it and probably never will. I will agree, yes, it is funny to watch stupid people balancing their bodies in ridiculous situations. Honestly though, it's getting annoying.


Have no fear all you idiots who call planking art, I have a new pastime for you...Leisure Diving. Yes, I am serious there is a legitimate website for this! I saw it one morning on the TODAY Show and thought, "you have to be freaking kidding me, REALLY?" I mean these three guys came up with it as a joke and now people all over the world do it.

This an example of exactly what it is. Pretty much your goal in this is to make a pose before you go into the water that makes the final picture look like you were photoshopped into it. I guess its kind of cool but i mean its on the same level as planking. That level is The Level of Complete & Utter Pointlessness. Do not let me stop you though! If you are in a part of the world where summer is coming to an end, get it done while you can. If you are in a part of the world where summer is just starting, get it done! I would love to see what you come up with! :P    

If I Was Rebecca Black, I'd Make It Rain On All the Haters

   So, as most of us know Rebecca Black recently released the video for her new song "My Moment". Now, the song really is not as popular as her first single "Friday" but it already has 17 million views on YouTube.

   

   A part of the song that stuck out the most to me was her rap/talking in melody, whatever you want to call it, 

         

         "Haters, said I'll see you later 

         Can't talk to you right now 

         I'm getting my paper"

   If you have not noticed yet, she is NOT lying. Just from "Friday", Rebecca made about 40 thousand dollars. Yes, I said thousand. You are probably thinking the same thing I did when her first single came out, "what a talent-less little skank", or something along those lines. Remember guys, now she's a talent-less little RICH skank. 

   I am a singer also and truthfully, I'm proud of her. She loves music, is possibly fame hungry but who isn't, and got her "talent" out to the public. Sure, it was heavily auto-tuned...very heavily, but she's making her money and doing what she loves.

   Honestly, if I was her, I would hunt down all the people who "cyber bullied" me, show up to their doorstep with a huge stack of one hundred dollar bills and make it rain on them HOES!! I really would, and scream while I'm doing it, "I may be talent-less but I could buy you house muther-whater!" Take my advice Rebecca, it can be extremely therapeutic for you.