Sunday, September 25, 2011

K-Pop, Home To Killers & Kidnappers Who Disguise Their Plans With Songs

I'm pretty sure after reading the title you're thinking, "What the Actual Fuck?". Well, stop it. Be happy that I am letting you in on a hidden secret. Just kidding!, but their music does worry me.


I am a huge fan of this one group called Infinite. They have a new song called Paradise, and I loved it....until I read the translated lyrics. I truthfully started to fear for the girl in the video's life. Just listening to the song and watching the video, all I could think is "wow they are so talented and this song is beautiful. its obviously about this moody bitch who's ruining the beautiful and happy paradise that is their relationship". Just watch and tell me you don't get what I got out of it...or something similar at least.






Yes, I know, what a bitch right! Wrong. Here is the video with the translated lyrics at the bottom of the screen...smh



Yeah, disturbing. After reading the lyrics I got, "so what you're saying is you want to leave me? nice try, you're not going anywhere bitch! I'm trapping you here to make myself happy. and do you know why you will never leave? I have my friends cornering this entire house, so do not even think about escaping! now we can live and be happy here together forever in paradise *big creepy twitchy bipolar smile*". Pretty much i felt like at any moment one of them was going to slit her throat and use her blood to make lipstick to give to her. Too creepy? Sorry, but its true! Some emotional K-Pop songs sound like these groups/soloists are about to kill their spouse. Its like if you love them, how about you stop scaring the shit out of them and let them be happy! 

Not only that but some of them have this creepy stalker theme to them. I mean for all you know, they don't even know this girl. Probably, one day, they got the courage to talk to her and she completely shot them down. So instead of walking away and moving on with their lives, they held her captive for years. So one day, she flipped, cursed them out and said she wanted to leave. They flipped and went all crazy on her and told her she's ruining the paradise they built for her and that even though she's OBVIOUSLY unhappy, they will never let her go. What can I say, I have a very intense imagination, but you never know.

All, I am saying is, if you ever date a guy/girl and they tell you they are/use to be a K-Pop singer, watch your back. You may wake up one day tied to your bed with them hovering over you like Edward Cullen. Oh yeah, and all you Twilight fans, THAT IS NOT ROMANTIC IT IS SCARY AS FUCK!!!